Shalom my fellow Asian Jewish mofos,

Nine days till the release of the new iPhone 3G. I can not tell you how long I’ve waited for this. Although I’ve had my eye on it ever since it came out, I simply couldn’t justify paying $400-500 for a phone. You could feed a small village in China for a month with that kind of cash. Sure, it’s not just a phone, and I’ll be the first to tell you that, but it’s still just a fancy phone with many functions you rarely use.

Anyhoo, you don’t have to be a techie to know that there’s always room to improve, kinks to work out, especially with version one gizmos. So, being an intelligent frugal Asian Jew that I am, I had been waiting for the “next generation” iPhone for what felt like an eternity.

$199 is still pricey for a phone but with GPS, photo tagging capability and other upgraded outlook functions which I’ll never use, the new iPhone 3G is looking really attractive. One thing to keep in mind: the AT & T data plan is $10 more per month and you have to sign a two year contract which means, you’re paying $40 more when it’s all said and done. However, on top of all the aforementioned upgrades, the 3G is said to be at least twice faster so you could actually watch videos on Youtube and surf the web without wanting to smash it against your forehead.

I heard in the rumor mill that the version three iPhones will be solar powered and come with: radar detector, night vision view finder, and sonogram.


iPhones get you laid, supposedly